life's tough when your ships conflict

caseyanthonyofficial:

This was one of the funniest jokes in film history

croptopboy:

tbh when we all read high school aus we probably picture one direction in their 20-something prime but really they were just

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Knock knock.
Turin, Italy. July 6, 2014 x

bradfordbaddie:

Let’s not forget +

Niall is every fangirl at heart

420dongsquad:

hello cats hello cats hello cats hello cats

realitista:

It’s nice to get some positive news sometimes.

ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.

harry’s speech x

caroldamver:

clint barton is the kind of guy who can hit a fly from 100m away with a bow and arrow but if you yell think fast and throw something at him he will not catch it and it will hit him in the face

English Pronunciation

kanrose:

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

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