no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed
"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen
Pokemon can only say their own names, even in different languages.
the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.
Neymar + Tumblr Text Posts (insp)
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find them, first and last pages